thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.WAIT
20:13
2013
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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
(Source: eltonherculesjohn, via nicoosuxx)
peeing while on ur period more like
I’m sorry but I fucking died.
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dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch:
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
Me
iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
oh my
i dunt see it
EDIT***:
WHATTHE HELL.
…You had my curiosity…
[After]
WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!
(I’ll try it
edit
WHAT)
how did you
WHAT
im so confused what is
wait oh
[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!Oh my god
how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf
(Source: jesscookie, via illwaitforyouevenifitsforever)
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
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